Sunday, April 26, 2009

WA#7 Inspire a Nursing Home to do something

Good afternoon my sweet elder broads and gents! I come to you as a friend, also a spokesman for a government run program, bringing the options of the final stage of your lives. I look around and see a bunch of drop dead gorgeous faces… and in those faces I see the children that once were; the children that ran around the back yard as if it were a far off jungle and the children that were driven by adventure and curiosity. As you come to an end of your lives in this reality you should think about how you want to leave. I think it is only fair for you to make your own decisions about how you want to go but just think of your long lives ending with a big shebang, the grand finale!
Now when you were young folk, what did you do for fun? As youngsters you ran and played around and on whatever could be run or played on. So why not end with that exhilarating sense of adventure and take on the Rocky Mountains or the Great Barrier Reef. Also remember that this program is paid in full by your government. Your options are endless! If your not looking for something too wild n’ crazy then maybe a nice sunset on the white sand beaches of Barbados sounds more appealing. Feel the sensations that you want to feel as you leave this world. Do want your last smells of your life to be moth balls and crusty chicken noodle soup or ocean mist upon tall pinewood on the Maine coast? The goal of this program is to let you choose the happiest and most fulfilling departure of your life.
You ma’am! You would look great in a big floppy hat and a sun dress sipping on a margarita at the grand casinos in the Bahamas. You could take a ten day cruise around the Caribbean visiting all the tropical islands including Nassau where you could get your gamble on or just lounge in a bar watching the sun glow over the crystal blue water. I would recommend trying conch fritters; they are to die for…
You sir! Your sir look adventurous, Indiana Jones is what I see, and wouldn’t you look good venturing through the jungles of Belize where after your long trek you could end up in the arms of a beautiful girl, just like in the movies. You all are the producers, the directors, and the lead character of the greatest movie ever, your lives. No one likes a movie with a bad ending, so make yours a box office hit!
It could be the adventure you’re looking for, or the quality time with your family. Whatever it is you want, we want you to be able to have your own personal finale. This is a chance to experience the life you’ve always had for the last time or the life that you always wanted for the first and the last.